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guy wants to stay in my Garage.LMAO!! would you want to stay in my garage? any takers? LOL "Jim on myspace" Hey there- I am thinking of moving to KC and wanted to make new friends. Okay, actually, I'm not moving, but I WILL be heading there soon to perform. Maybe I can stay in your garage. I realize you might be like, " who the hell is this?". I’m a very pale comedian. A clip of my stand up is on my profile if you want to see if I’m funny. No pressure and thanks for your time. Hot pocket, Jim --------- My Reply& friend added some in to the reply: Hi, Just wandering why you want stay in my garage for?, when you don’t know me that well. My garage is very dusty with spiders & bugs, and you would have to share it with my pet fluffy. well not my pet, he belongs to my crazy aunt and we are watching him since she, um, had her accident. wasnt too bad till i found out he was a monster and has lots of friends. normally i feed him one wierd person a week that want come to my home. I have it dark down there they don’t want you to see them coming, they bite your head off first. Then they ripe your heart out. They can feed off one weird person for week normally, but they have been mighty noisy this week. I will put u in the garage you will be safe til one of them gets hungry. So when do you want to visit me?
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