Well here are a few prime examples of the Label Copy-writer's art.
The label on the chain-saw warning that: You should not try to stop the blade with your hand.
The label from the company manufacturing wing mirrors for cars and bikes warning; Remember, objects seen in the mirror are behind you.
The label on the camera stating; To take photographs this camera must have a film in it.
The labelling on Sainsbury's Peanuts stating; Contains nuts
And on the subject of nuts, the instructions on the packet of Peanuts provided by an airline which states; Instructions.Open Packet. Eat Contents.
The cigarette lighter label which warned; Do not light the flame near the face.
The Marks and Spencer Bread and Butter pudding whose label states the clasically obvious: Take care - Product will be hot after heating
Rowenta, manufacturers of electric irons felt the need to instruct users that; Do not iron clothes whilst on the body.
Nytol, the herbal sleeping mixture whose label proclaims; Warning may cause drowsiness.
The American manufactured insect spray whose proud boast 'Kills all Insects' and was then labelled; Warning - this spray is harmful to bees