Babyfrog's blog: "Weird Dreams"

So I had a dream that I lived with my horrible ex roommate. She was a bitch who never thought she could be wrong about anything. Most of the dream was blurry but I remember there being gun fire and I was holding the persons arm so they wouldn't hurt anyone. I woke up with my heart pounding. I hated that bitch.

I woke up thinking I had a kid. It was one of those so real it must be true dreams for at least a few second. Somehow in my dream I had been knocked up and had the kid so fast that I had not had a chance to tell anyone. My boyfriends mom had come over for an unannounced visit and I tried to hide the baby from her. Best part is that my Jamaican boyfriend and my little white self made a really pretty Asian baby girl.