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Considering I work third shift, I'm the only one in my department working in the building.
The only other employees on my shift are housekeeping, most of who are two-faced old gossipers.
One woman specifically, named Joyce.
She'll be all smiles with you and tell her about her sick dog, but loves to tattle on me when I'm talking to the only housekeeper I call a friend.
Anywho, I found out that she wrote a letter to a building administrator stating she over heard me telling the housekeeping supervisor that ANOTHER building administrator could "suck my weiner"...
(get all that?)
What's funny is the supervisor I was talking to doesn't even remember me saying that, and she's quick to try to get me in trouble.
Turns out, the convo she THOUGHT she heard had to do with a button I was wearing from Nathan's Hot Dogs which has a resteraunt in our building...
"Ask me about my weiner"
Anyway, there's alot of supervisors coming to my defense and trying to get it squashed knowing I wouldn't say such a thing so I'm shrugging it off and calling it "Weinergate"...
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