so you want to hear about my vacation:
friday night we went back and forth as to where to go, she kept saying, she trusted my judgement but I was getting
annoyed by the minute. I mean think about, she's been nagging me that she wanted to get out of town , now that
we were both on vacation from work...she couldnt put her finger on a specific place to go??? I mean come on!
So, friday night passed and I went to sleep, saturday came and i was eager and ready to hit the road, somewhere.
So, I suggested Minneapolis, then cabins in minnesota, chicago, a concert (bbd, troop, and mint condition) but
there was so much i wanted to do in chicago that $$$$$ became an issue and i didnt want to drive there, just
for a concern if i couldnt do several different things. I figured, the total trip would cost about 1000.00 if I decided
to go do chicago and do a bunch of things to make weekend a fun getaway. So that went out the window....then...
the thought of going to omaha zoo was out there, but i wanted this to be a RELAXING weekend, ya know, go
somewhere for massages, movies, classy night clubs, poetry club, blues club, or a dinner theater. So Omaha
was out of the question and that is something that chicago offered so I let go of that. So, saturday we stayed
here in town, went out to eat then she wanted to go to a gay club, so we went....saw a boring ass drag show and then
we went home.
Then sunday arrives, im back online looking for places to go , and finally after i said how pissed i was
that two people can't even decide on a place to go and she's cool with "whatever"...i just said, fuck it...lets stay
in town and / or maybe go to iowa city or something. So, she was able to persuade a chick in coraville to give us a jacuzzi
room with fireplace for 100.00 so that was the plan. Packed up a bad and took off. When i got there, i did a little
research for things to do, not to much going on since the floods but i scheduled horeback riding for Monday afternoon.
So, now its sunday night, still bored (not really feeling happy at all) i just decided to make the best of it, so we
went out to eat, came back to the hotel and started the jacuzzi and i light the fireplace. Well of course she wanted
some* but i was NOT in the mood at all, and being that she bores me, she couldnt get me in the mood at all and just
blamed it on the WATER lol. Im thinking to myself.......its YOU NOT THE WATER. So, after spending an hour in there,
soaking, we both got fucking HOT as hell, so i hit the air on blast......and then oddly, smoke from the fireplace started
bellowing into the room, pretty fast. I was like, what the fuck???? Yes the flue was open! So, i put the fire out and
spend the next few hours away, till about 4am, airing the room out while she decided to go to sleep. Now, its Monday,
we get up and get cleaned up and she wanted to go to the casino, so we stopped at riverside for about two hours
then headed for horseback riding. Talk about a bunch of rednecks! But the tour guide was ok, I wanted to call him
Billy! Heyyyyyyyyy Billy Bob, whatcha know!? lol He took us on the trail for about an hour and the entire time, im thinking
that the damn horse is trying to bite my leg cuz he keeps banging his face against my shin and shit. so im like
whoa..whoaaaaaaaaaaa! so the tour guide said that the horse is just tryin to get the bugs, and flies off of his face. Im like
hmm hmm ok! lol cuz a few times that horse banged his face against my leg hard, left a fuckin bruise. So anyway, after
a about 30 mins of riding, my legs were in pain, and my crotch was not doing well either. Hell, i dont ever spread like that
so Umm, i probably shoulda stretched or something lol Well, the tour ended and I took pics on the horse and when i went
to walk the horse back to the area to jump off him, the horse ran me into a steel fence , and crushed my leg, i think he
did it on purpose :) but I just wanted off his big ass. That is the end of my trip, not too exciting at all....but at least
I was able to get away, even if i was just 20 miles from home.
BOOOORRRRINGGGGG zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
how could you have made this trip better?
