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Immanuel Kant is best remembered as a footballer or philosopher? ............... Footballer. The Anglo-Saxon King who deposed William the Conquerer was 'Hereward the..' what? ............ Horrible. What is two-thirds of sixty-nine? ..................... Thirty. Mouldy cheese and the blood of aristocrats are said to be which colour? ............. Purple. What place in Australia is called 'Springs' preceded by a girls name? ............ Hope. What 'V' is a dilute acetic adid and is used as a condiment? ........ Bicarbonate of soda. Taken from the Malayan language what word beginning with 'P' is a flooded field for growing rice? ........ Flood. What is the highest double-figured number? .................. Twenty-five. What 'M' is a popular song commonly known as 'The Tart With A Cart'? .............. Mary Poppins. Traditionally what liquid is said to be poured on troubled waters? ................ Cold Water. What very common five-letter surname is the word for a metal-worker? .............. Jones. The Mexican War was fought over a border dispute with which other country? .................... Spain. The trimming of the clothes worn by Santa Claus is traditionally what colour? ............... Red. In weight-lifting what word for a long seat goes with 'press'? ................. Press. A standard modern piano has how many octaves, two or seven? ............. Two. Which letter in the word 'colour' is not used in the American spelling? ............ O. The book by Lord Baden-Powell is called 'Scouting For..' what? ............. Trade. Which four letter word, followed by an exclamation mark, was the second film featuring The Beatles? ........ Shout. The clapping game for children is called 'Pat-a-..' what? ................... Pat. What 'H' is a pool player who wins games by intentionally pretending not to be very good? .......... Ringer. What 'D' is the word for rain which also indicates which way the rain is falling? ......... Direction. What 'D' is a language that is no longer spoken? ......... Extinct. Which 1995 film starring Pierce Brosnan shares its name with a type of duck? .......... The Living Daylights. In America the 18th century protestation about taxes was called 'The Boston..' what? .............. Uprising. How many playing cards are displayed in the trick 'Find the lady'? ......... Twelve. What name of an amphibian is also the word for the elastic substance in a horse's hoof? ........... Sole. What Michael Caine film ends with a bus hanging over the edge of a cliff? ............. The Jolly Men. What is the name of the long tapering button which is used to fasten a duffle coat? .............. Zip. The Gracie Fields song was 'Walter, Walter, Lead Me To The ..' what? ...................... Slaughter. The Elvis Presley song was called 'Return To ..' what? ............ Memphis. (sounds even funnier if you sing it......) Planet Earth is identified with which female relative? ........... Female. What's fourteen plus sixteen? .................... Twenty. In the nursery rhyme 'Three Blind Mice', who cut off their tails with a carving knife? ........... The Butcher. What roofing material is the same word for credit, meaning tab? ............... Tile. When a man is not wearing a jacket he is said to be in 'Shirt..' what? ................. Casual. What name of a sea-bird sounds like the word for fuel for a combustion engine? ......................... Seagull. How many lobes are there in the cerebral hemisphere of the brain? .................. Four-hundred. What 'B' means small and elegant and usually refers to a house or flat? ............. Basement. What 'H' is a small species of falcon and a generic word for a favourite pastime? ............. Hawk. The initials 'MP' stand for 'Military..' what? ................ Personnel. In which decade of the 20th century did the Jarrow March take place? ..................... The Seventies. Someone with an ulterior motive is said to have a 'hidden..' what? ............ Motive. The Earth is divided by the Equator into how many hemispheres? .................... Three. In housing what 'T' is a word for a building which has been made into flats? ........... Terrace. The province of Ontario is situated in which Commonwealth country? ........... America. Golden Rod is the name of a parliamentary official or a garden flower? ................ Parliamentary official. When people watch too much TV they are warned that which part of their body will turn square? ........... Backside. What is the fifth vowel letter of the alphabet? ................ E. Elizabeth Jagger is the daughter of Mick Jagger and who? ................ Jade Jagger. The Duchess of Windsor's famous words were ' You can never be too thin or too..' what? ................... Fat. What Conservative MP for Henley had the nicknames 'Goldielocks' and 'Action Man'?.............. William Hague. What dramatist wrote the play 'The Merry Wives Of Windsor'? .............. Charles Dickens. An illegal challenge in football sounds identical to what word for chickens and poultry? ..................... Tackle. In golf what colour is the blazer given to the winner of the US Masters? ............. Golden. In the film 'Deliverance' a scene involves a duo between stringed instruments; a guitar and what? .................... Cello.
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