WARNING: This person is saracastic as hell. Anything she says or does after 12am is completely and uterly insane. Any actions that this person takes should be viewed as a joke and should a 3rd party be hurt or offended during these actions...they need to get a life. Manufacturer is not responsible for lost or damaged goods upon arrival of this person in your personal space. If you whine or complain that this person has hurt your feeling(s) then this person reserves the right to point and laugh at you for a long time or until you run away. If you would like to submit a complaint to our company, please fax us 17 copies of your 500 word essay stating the reasoning behind your lack of humor and we will get back to you with our response within 7-10 business days.
Thank you,
Management
