1. Why do men become smarter during sex?
(Because they are plugged into a Genius)
2. Why were men given bigger brains than dogs?
(So they won't hump womens legs at parties)
3. Why did God put man on earth?
(Because a vibrator cant mow the lawn)
4. Why did God make men before Women?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
Just thought you all might want to know the real truth! :)