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What are you waiting for?
Being the dreamy young stud that I am, I am only accepting high quality applications. Don't bother applying unless you meet the following requirements:
1 – You're at least a 7.0
2 – You will work out at least 3 times a week while we are dating
3 – Since you are a female and will probably lie and cheat, I expect you to be very good at this so that I do not find out.
4 – You know tongue tricks
5 – Willing to clean my home on a daily basis
6 – Can cook amazing meals
7* Are an intelligent, spiritual and somewhat mysterious person. * (lol ok seriously, I don't care)
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