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53 Year Old · Male · From Salem, OR · fuMarried to: Snugglet · Invited by: JADEDBEAUTY · Joined on June 10, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 13th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
53 Year Old · Male · From Salem, OR · fuMarried to: Snugglet · Invited by: JADEDBEAUTY · Joined on June 10, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 13th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!

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Politeness doesn't seem to be working so we'll try this. Read everything before saying anything. If you can't deal with the next eight lines then go away.

#1. This is a game.
#2. If you start treating this as anything but a game, refer back to #1.
#3. I'm single. I'm not looking. I'm not hitting on you. Again, go to #1.
#4. You'll have to be fucking awesome to change #3. #1 my Padawans. read again #1 you should.
#5. I rate 11's, as this is a game. I'll rate a 1 only if you're on my shit list.
#6. Shit list is comprised of morons, twits, asswipes and dimwits. Primarily males. No surprise there.
#7. If you can't deal with this then leave or go on the shit list. Makes no difference to me.
#8. Everything below is still valid.

I'm back again for a while. At least three months or so since I bought a VIP again. Yes, I'm part of the DarkNymph's Army of volunteers, so if you need help with leveling and family adds, message me and I'll do my best to help you once I get the message. If I don't respond it means I'm not here regardless of what my status says.

WARNING: Any institution or individual using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and copyrights and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.

Everything below is still valid. Thought I should get a couple of things cleared up though. If you want to know more then go to one of the two sites after reading.

Just because I show as online doesn't mean I'm here. The computer might be on but I do have a life. If I don't answer, you can understand or not. Makes no difference to me. If you're going to get butt hurt over this place then you need to find a new hobby.

I'm a nice guy. I play this game by a set of rules and I don't break them. You'll never see NSFW pics from me and I won't be one of the moronic twits that bug you for them or try to bed you. I've met a few people from here and dated one of them. Dating, while possible, is not the goal. This is a game. If you can't remember that then I suggest you go to another page.

I do not lie. I don't have time for people who do. If I tell you something then it's the truth. Lying is far too much work to maintain and I'm not interested. Look at it this way: you'll always know where you stand with me. I don't guarantee that you'll like what you hear so think before you ask the question.

I have 50 family spots. The top 25 are permanent and only the level changes. The last 5 to 15 are for temp family adds. If you get bumped from the bottom 25 I don't want to hear you bitch. It's not a popularity contest and I'll drop people when and if I feel like it with no explanation.

I'm always willing to help you level if I'm online to see your request. Help goes both ways. Don't ask for what you're unwilling to give.

~Rob 08 Oct 2013

The Rules of Fubar, according to Rob.

01. This is NOT a dating site. It's a game.
02. Read everything on the page first. That includes all of the tabs.
03. Read it even if you're already friends. Things do get updated.
04. If you don't see anything to make you leave the page then continue.
05. Pay attention to any restrictions listed.
06. Rate the person.
07. Polish all bling on the page unless otherwise notated. See number 5.
08. Scroll down and hit the like button.
09. Leave a comment if you wish.
10. Pay attention to their recent status. More about this later.
11. Scroll back up and fan the person.
12. Add the person.
13. Do all of these regardless of their gender.
14. Go rate some of their pictures.
15. Move along to the next page.
16. The top bar is your friend when it comes to locating people. Use it.
17. Pay attention to the fubar feed as well.
18. The Hottest drop down is a good tool as well.
19. Drama on my page is an immediate invitation to be reported then blocked.
20. I repeat this is NOT a dating site. It's a game.
21. You will never meet 99.99% of the people here. Accept that and move on.
22. Yes, these rules apply to me as well.

OK. Why the rules? Because there are a lot of moronic twits on this site that think they can do and say anything they want to. I liked a male profile the other day and got told that he's not into ass ramming. Let's get real, people. Don't take this place seriously. Life is hard enough without bringing drama here. I come here to blow off steam and unwind and I won't let asswipes ruin it for me. I suggest you do the same.

Everything written previously still applies.

01. I'm not hitting on you so don't do it to me. I'm not interested in finding romance with anyone here and you'd have to be damned special to change my mind. Don't assume you're "The One". Respect that or grace my blocked list with your presence.

02. I do not do drama. Drama belongs on a stage. If I rated you a 10 it means I ran out of 11's. Fubar is a game, nothing more.

03. I'm bluntly honest and do not have time nor tolerance for bullshit. If you can't deal with the answer then don't ask the question.

04. I reserve the right to take anyone off of my friends list at any time and for any reason. The reasons are never up for discussion. Livejournal and Facebook are handled the same way. I see no reason to change now.

05. If you can deal with this then I welcome you. If not then you'll make my banned list quickly should you decide to press the issue. Fair warning.

To answer the questions, yes, Ode To Caffeine is mine. I wrote it over ten years ago and no, I don't plan writing another one. Thanks for asking though. *chuckles*


Ode To Caffeine

The Holy Coffee Urn is my shepherd; I shall not want.

It maketh me the Elixir of Life: It leadeth me from the stumbling of the sleep-deprived.

It restoreth my cognitive functions: It leadeth me in the paths of the Caffeinated for It's name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the stupid, I will fear no contamination: for It art with me: It's stimulation and It's effects they imbue me.

It preparest a mug before me in the presence of the uninitiated: It anointest my facilities with Ambrosia: My coffee mug runneth over.

Surely Kenya and Colombian will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Caffeine Enhanced forever.

Updated 07 AUG 2011

Apparently I was not clear enough and it's time to clarify a few things.

06. This is a game. It's a net bar with fake money. If you assign significance to this site beyond that then it's not my problem. Get over yourself.

07. I bought you enough drinks to max out your meter? Congratulations. I do that for a lot of people here so that they can earn more points. Don't believe it means anything more than that. If you don't bother to return the favor then I'll stop helping you.

08. Yes, I do have chat handles, Facebook, Skype and a web cam. No, I'm not likely to give them to you or fire up the cam because I don't know you. If you want to chat away from here or see live feed then take the time to get to know me and earn some trust. I don't open myself up for just anyone.

09. I am not here to get laid. I'm here to have fun, help people get further along in the game and waste some time.

10. If you can bother to take the time to get to know me then I can be one of the best friends you've ever had. I actively practice friendship and that's a double edged sword. While I'll never lie to you I also do not pull punches. If you want to simply play the game then great. If you're intelligent and actually want a real friend, much better. If you don't fall into those two categories then get the hell off of my page before I make the decision for you.

11. Reading and understanding what you've just read is a fundamental requirement. It's the understanding that most people here miss. If you have an about me section then I'll read it before I even think about friending you. If you took the time to write it then I'll take the time to read it. Also I just finished reading An Unquiet Mind: A Memoir Of Moods and Madness and I'm currently reading Belgarath The Sorcerer. I bounce back and forth between non fiction and fiction and tend to read more than one book at a time. Chances are extremely good that I'll understand anything you write. If not then I'll ask questions. I expect the same of you.

12. Meeting anyone from here is highly unlikely. If it did happen it would be talking over coffee. If you can't understand that then go back to the top and read all of this again. Repeat has needed until understanding finally dawns.

13. Finally, To all the ladies, on behalf of my gender I apologize. I've seen some truly idiotic males on this site and I don't know how you put up with us. There are some good men out here and these moronic twits give us a bad name.

12 June 2011
*sighs* Here we go again. Why are there people on this site that make disclaimers necessary?

If I rate you, like you, fan you, add you, polish your bling, buy you or buy you drinks it's all in furtherance of the game. You'll get two or four drinks. Why? Because I'm lazy. I buy for five people at once and then I hit F5 and the space bar to refresh. The name of the drink doesn't matter either. Most of the time I simply scroll straight down and grab whatever provides the highest buzz. Lately that's been the VIP Sex On The Beach. It's a drink. Get over it.

I'll buy drinks for men as well as women. I will also buy men as well as women. This is a game, not a dating site, in case you've forgotten. If you can't remember that then it's not my problem.

For the moronic twits that post pictures of their dicks as their default photo, I'll turn you in. This is a web site that children can see over their parents shoulders, you idiots.


53 Year Old · Male · From Salem, OR · fuMarried to: Snugglet · Invited by: JADEDBEAUTY · Joined on June 10, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 13th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!

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