A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The WalMart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."
