A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?
" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,
"My grandma says there's a bug going round and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
"Anyone else?
" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says, in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious."
