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1197554's blog: "Plot-Two"

created on 10/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/plot-two/b142829

Vikings

When was the last time you looked at someone and said "Wow! He/she looks cool – I'd go knit a sweater for them if they asked me to". That's right. You're a moron. LITTLE DID YOU KNOW: People are just not cool anymore. The 80's have long been gone, deal. No one wears any nice clothes anymore – in fact, there are no nice clothes up for sale either. They have all either become way too cliché or they just aren't over the top anymore. You've got a nice choice though. Emo – Cybergoth – Chav – Stoner. That's it, though. I still don't know what a fucking emo is. Is it a tropical fruit? The 80's weren't even that cool. What happened during 1980 – 1989? NOTHING. Absolutely fuck all happened. In the 80's we had yuppies – we still have them now but no one cares anymore. Do you see my point? I was watching the film "Party Monster" last night – you know, that film about the New York club kids - and nothing actually happened. Nothing revolutionary anyway – unless you think that taking a lot of drugs and partying was something new. The 90's? You guessed it. NOTHING HAPPENED. Well, I was born and so might you have been, but that's it. More yuppies, more dance music, more hippies. Nothing new really happened. I think we invented gonorrhea or something, but that's probably it. Now we're living in the latter of the new millennium, and guess what? Same shit is happening again – same wars, same entertainment, same, same, same - only as time progresses, everything gets watered down some more. The only reason we want to keep on living is because we want to see what happens next – and always to our disappointment, it's the same fucking deal. We need to get invaded by aliens or something – or worse: The Norwegians. If the Norwegians invaded planet Earth they would rule with an iron fist. Alas, everyone would be fucking happy, and if you weren't happy with the way things were going, THEY WOULD FUCKING MAKE YOU HAPPY. They have big fuck off mallets you know? - Huge fucking battle-hammers and shit. Fuck you right in the ass with a sledgehammer they would. Who would be frowning then? Fucking Vikings – at least they know the deal and get on with their own shit. So stop complaining. Just PRAY that those shitting Vikings come along and sort you out a new asshole. I once met the emperor of Norway – big guy. Muscles that could choke a whale – could take over the world with single grunt. But he doesn't. Why? "Because fuck you", he told me – good answer. That just goes towards my point of how things would be better with the Norwegians in control. Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate Norwegians – they've broken my trousers on TWO separate occasions. No one else has managed to break my trousers apart from myself before, and that was only because I was drunk, saw someone trip over and bust open their skull against the pavement – which made me buckle over in laughter and gave me a huge erection. I've never been so hard in my life. Then again, I do hold some respect for them for that. It's not easy to break my trousers. I think you would all agree. Mood:Hyper As Fuck, Homie. && Josh Isn't Helping. *LAUGHS* Music:Servo.Hatred.
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