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This blog isn't about me...its just a funny e-mail i was sent that i wanted to share!!!! The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed I know 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted."

BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it! I embrace the title and am proud to bear it. B = Babe I = In T = Total C = Control of H = Herself B = Beautiful I = Intelligent T = Talented C = Charming H = Hell of a Woman B = Beautiful I = Individual T = That C = Can H = Handle anything PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE COMMENTS!!! LOL

Just wanna say a massive thanks to everyone that has made me feel sooooo welcome on LC tonight...I never expected such a warm welcome...you all have been very sweet with your offers of help and your ratings to get me started!! If I haven't managed to get back to any of you yet please don't think i'm being ignorant....still trying to find my way round everything and what it all does.......but I promise i will try to get back to you all in turn as soon as i can!! Once I know what the hell I'm doin LOL Anyway its time for me to go get some sleep but I will be back later and hope to catch up with you all and maybe get to chat for a while....but for now have fun all....hopefully i'll bring some new friends along to make the party bigger hehehehe And a massive thanx to everyone that has posted comments on my pics...ur all very sweet Thankyou Mwaaaaah xxx