HOw to thank a troop, soldier, or whatever= — Tuesday, November 07, 2006
I get sick of people telling me thankyou. Chances are, I'm not doing what I'm doing for them anyway. It's a good probability that I don't even like the people who are thanking me. Half the time I regret doing what I'm doing because it's also helping so many of the poeple I don't like out. But ohwell. If you want to thank troops, remember, actions speak louder than words. Yah, I'm an ungreatfull bastard, I'm ungreatfull of other people's greatfullness. If you are really greatfull, DO something for me, don't come up and bother me, and tell me thankyou. Do what, I don't know depends on the day. If you come up and ask me what you can do, I'm sure I'll be able to think of something, and I'll even forgive you for bothering me by doing that. But otherwise, if you see me in uniform, and all you talk to me just to say thankyou, fuck off.
1- buy them a drink
2- buy them some food
3- show them your tits ( unless your tits are ugly )
4- sleep with them ( and/or have sex with them )
5- give them a job ( Employment. Pay them money for work. Maybe even pay them to have sex with you? )
6- vote for the guy who is for giving them their freedom
7- write your congressman and remind them that our troops deserve newer equipment
8- expose military corruption, and do something to punish those people who take part in it
9- Don't vote for the people who take away the freedoms they have fought for
10- give them discounts on stuff
11- help them out when they need it ( whatever trouble they may be in )
12- discourage making fun of them for their mental problems
13- give them a break, they sometimes have issues you can't possibly understand
14- send them jerky, and good stuff that they ask for when they are deployed
15- When it comes to drug rehab places, don't be the one's who say " not around my house "
16- write to your congressman and remind them that not all troops are conservitive, and not only conservitive people's taxes go towards the military. Remind them that it would suck to have to look like something you are not all the time. Remind them that it would suck to be required to look like the people who give you shit, have been openly predjudice and bias towards you, and still continue to give you shit.
17- Remember that checks and balances are needed, and should be imposed everywhere possible. Without them corruption thrives. Powertrips that can't be controlled and punished are a bad thing.
18- Don't sneak up on them
19- Vote for the people who don't want to take away veteran's benifits.
20- Don't support tortureing people, especially if it's not proven they have done anything wrong.
21- Give them shelter if it looks like they need it.
22- buy them a movie ticket
23- buy them a gun
24- give them a flower ( maybe, I don't know, females will probably appreciate them and some males too)
25- buy them a videogame they like
26- Buy them tickets to concerts and stuff
27- Support the rights of single soldiers. ( They are often treated like animals. or lesser beings)
28- Support freedom from religion, NOT all soldiers are religious, or judeo christian.
29- Get them a poster to decorate their room. Pretty lights, and other cool decorations.
30- If you are rich, join the army and fight for your fellow soldiers and do the right thing. It will be easier for you because it won't affect you that much if they don't pay you.
32- go to the recruiter stations and tell them you will join if you can have your hair the way you want it. Tell them you don't want any other bonouses, and you are willing to be paid half of what people are normally paid.
33- Tell the recruiter you will join if the eliminate sex-discrimination in the army.
34- go to the recruiter, act like you are going to join, do really well on the asvab test, and take a pt test if you can, and do really well on that. Then tell them that you will join only if they allow gay people to join.
35- There's lots you can do, just use your heart, mind, and imagination. Just don't bother them, unless you actually do something for them.
36- I'll just reitterate, Buy them a drink, and show them your titts!!! lol
Oh, and it would be awesome to repost this, just let people know I wrote it. ;)
