24 Year Old
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Male
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From
Sioux City, IA
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Joined on August 10, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 6th
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I have a
crush on someone!
My name is Danny. You can call me Danny, NPJ, NoPants, or whatever the fuck you desire. If you call me shitbag, I will answer to it.
You might know me from the MuMMs, trolling your broadcast cams, or maybe I've been banned from your lounge. I reject all blank friend requests, unless I know who you are. If you are a female with some hot NSFW pics, I've probably viewed them already. I don't have NSFW pics uploaded, and I'm pretty certain nobody would want to see them. If you're some fucking freak and are into werewolf porn, let me know I can upload some by request.
Well, I'm not the most interesting person. I'm 23 years old, living in a shit hole. Recently separated with a divorce on the way. Our problems stemmed from the actions of my wife, so I blame her for fucking it up. This has also caused me a lot of stress and has somewhat sent me into a mild state of depression. I may seem like I'm a dick if you witness me in MuMMs, but I'm a pretty sincere guy. I just don't tolerate idiocy and ignorance so I keep my opinions blunt. I judge people just like everybody else and it's usually an initial response. If I hurt your feelings and you feel the need to confront me about it, it's probably wisest to do it in a civil manner rather than blowing up my shoutbox with anger.
I have a 2.5 year old daughter that I would kill for. I don't go out often, mainly because I'm not a social butterfly. I'm too shy to approach women, so I tend to get rejected when I actually do approach them. I'm on Fubar just to kill the spare time I have when my daughter isn't around. I'd like a relationship, but Fubar isn't a good place to find one; too many whores and old saggy tits. Besides, I don't have money to start a life in another city and I wouldn't leave without my daughter.
If there is something that you must know about me, or want details on anything at all, feel free to ask me. I don't have any secrets worth keeping, so my biography is available to everybody.
24 Year Old
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Male
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From
Sioux City, IA
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Joined on August 10, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 6th
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I have a
crush on someone!
Interests
All sorts of music. Fuck that dubstep shit. I can put a quarter in a CD player and make the same fucking sounds.
Fucking love movies. Shit with bullets, tits, AND a storyline that can be nominated for Best Script.
Video games. Yeah, I was raised in period of history where electronic devices evolved. I use this shit, but it doesn't mean I'm ignorant to 'how it used to be.'
Internet Memes. No, I'm not that retard douchebag on your Facebook who posts shit that you saw 8 months ago. I just like seeing them and deciding whether they're worthy of a grin or not.
Music
All sorts of rock. Mainly heavier stuff getting into various genres of metal and what not. If your mother would have disapproved of it 40 years ago, I probably listen to it.
Movies
Action, drama, thrillers, comedy.
I'll watch just about anything once. If it sucks, I won't watch it again. If it was good, I probably bought it when it came out on Blu Ray/DVD.
Oh, I do watch some of the classics. Not talking about shit like The Lion King either. I go back in time and watch stuff like "The Bridge on The River Kwai" every now and then.
Idols
Honest people and Neil deGrasse Tyson. That guy is fucking serious as shit.
Video Games
First Person Shooters
RPGs
Action
Pretty much anything that isn't a sports game. The only sports game worthy of playing is Madden 64. Sorry to you fucks who buy newest Madden title every year, just for the updated roster.