Alright, I have a slight problem with vampires.
It is bad enough they are bloodsucking undead demons, but they also have the tendency to be very discriminating.
Look, how many middle aged average looking women have you seen vampires go after?
Actually, when you look at it, all the stories, movies etc show vampires going after, young, big breasted, slightly dimwitted bimbos.
Now, considering the numerous sex discrimination lawsuits filed in this country, how come women have not sued a single vampire for age and appearance discrimination?
Remember ladies, these guys have been around for quite a number of years, so they should have a good deal of money in the banks. So, sue em and show em who is boss.
