I need to be fu-owned 5 times to level, I'm cheap ladies....step right up! :P

Alright, let's get this damn leveling out of the way. I need to be bought 5 times by 5 different people. A little help please :) I'd appreciate it

OK....screwing off wins out, who's going to join me?

I'm vacillating between being productive or just screwing around today. Productivity seems to be winning so far. Anyone care to change that? Stop on by and say hello then

Wait...I've been going about this "Fu-whore" thing all wrong. Ladies, send me a 5 bling pack, or I post my NSFW folder, and email it to you :)

All right, it's Sunday, yardwork is done, who's ready to play? (Still trying to be a fu-whore, so chat w/ me and I may put out for bling! LOL)

I'm thinking about becoming a fu-whore.....what is the first thing I have to do?

Such a nice day in the back yard relaxing, stop on by.

OK....is anyone going to keep me from being productive today?

OK....is anyone going to keep me from being productive today?

Wow, how long did I have that status w/ a typo in it??

That God this week is over! Time to relax and rejuvenate.

OK, not that I am complaining, but why are all the women on here begging to be poked now?

I will not fall for the trap young lady!! LOL

It's Friday, since you've stopped by, you might as well say "hi" right?

I really don't want to work today

Alright, whose turn is it to amuse me today?

OK, I am done fu-whoring for points. I've showered and gotten all cleaned up....anyone want to hold me? LOL

I'm working my money maker today.....busy "Fu-whoring" for points. Love you LONG time sailor girl!! :P

Wow, thanks Fubar for changing the leveling requirements for level 31. I guess this makes up for not getting kissed on "International Kiss a Ginger Day" yesterday!