Live for today. Yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come. Live every day as if it was your last because it just might be. Live and love every day.

Relationships are like garage sales: At a distance it looks like it could be interesting... Up close it's just a ton shit you don't need!

Yes, I'm single. And it's going to take someone pretty darn amazing to change that.

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Independently owned and operated.

We all bleed red, we all taste rain. All fall down, lose our way. We all say words we regret. We all cry tears, we all bleed red.

What's Anger Management 102: Take a deep breath, count to 10 slowly, then pee in their coffee cup

Some days we're just one clown short of a circus around here!

Wha t's on your mind?

can u crack this code? -->(X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H) if not, turn the computor upside down

I will dry your eyes, I will fight your fight, I will hold you tight, and I won't let go ~

What's on your mind?The Gov't is a pimp and we are the prostitutes. No matter how much we make they take most of it and we are always the ones getting screwed in the end.

When you see a bunch of grown men chasing chickens around a subdivision. I'd say America is making a come back!

What's on your minAll you can do for some people is hope that the stupidity isn't passed down to their children!d?

did you hear about raggedy Ann getting thrown outta the toy box? yeah, was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "lie to me, lie to me!!"

Everything is better when you add a little me ;)

jack and Jill went up DA hill so jack can taste Jill's candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill's real name was randy.

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. New memories, New pains, New troubles, New challenges, New chance, New day, New Friends. Hello 2013. (:

Dear Alcohol. Thank you for the fun last night. You may not be the answer but you sure helped me forget the question.