I love this place. I've gotten golden showers from some of the hottest women anywhere! Lol!

If you use phony profile pic, can you really be happy with the attention you get?

I often wonder if anybody on here might have starred in any movies that I might have seen? ;)

I dont know why an ass pinch is the loser prize. Sounds like a good prize to me!

My family folder is just a big wish list!

I like looking around for profiles with a pineapple! Lol!

Who else is watching the game for the commercials?

I think I missed out on the dad bod thing. I guess I have to wait for the grand-dad bod phase! Lol!

The only reason I would like to level up is to see what they would make me do for the next level!

The best thing about getting older these days is that most of my pills come in gummies! Lol!

-6 outside. I think I'll look at bikini pictures and dream of Summertime! Lol!

With the heating bills constantly on the rise, I'll gladly take all the coal I can get! Lol!

If you haven't accepted my friend request, that's OK. No hard feelings. I just wish we had a chance to get acquainted.

Good morning to everyone I know, and those that I have yet to meet! :)

My wish list grows longer every day!

I don't know why girls use fake pictures on here. Anyone with a pulse gets attention! Now, a guy pretending to be a girl is a different story! Lol!

Do girls really like dad bods and a 5" or 6" package? I have my doubts! Lol!

Wouldn't it be awesome if you could make someone like you just by wishing really hard!

Time to get a move on. Too much to do, and not enough daylight!

If I have liked and rated you, it's probably because I think you're hot! Shallow, but true!