Knowledge was the greatest gift mankind could have ever received

I guess I could spread some holiday cheer with some bling, but it's all so fake

Almost hockey season

I wonder if Texans realize that their state was founded by illegal immigrants....

Since when is a tablet a mobile device? It's like a skinny laptop

Thank you dating website for making me feel like the most unwanted person in the world

One has to endure intense sadness to truly enjoy happiness

Why do I always set myself up to fail

Needs more coffee

Can a guy get an orange mojito?

Off to work....

Good night

All right just need 15 temp fame adds

And the doors will never open to a child without a trace of sin.

Rainy weekend my fav

You know, a part of me really wants the purge to happen in real life

Got my new herbal medicine book. Woot Woot.

Sometimes the non fucking you get is not worth the fucking you get

Go Germany!

I'm done giving out bling, credit packs, fu bucks, ect unless it lands me RL dates or gets me laid