Bound N Silk XxRRxX's Status
Hope everyone had a great 4th.. Night!
Ah yes.. it's bedtime at last :)
Love on my #1.. He's got a boomy going!
Psst.. guess who misses who???
Parenting a teenage daughter, is showing that you can be a bigger bitch than her
So bored that I'm gonna trap a midget in my closet, feed it skittles, and tell everyone I have a pet troll
Don't allow others to stay in your life that don't act like they want to be there
Happy Mother's Day (Late Mother's Day that is)
I love tasers. All the satisfaction of shooting someone, none of the guilt.
What kind of sick & twisted shit can I find to get into today :)
I'm interested to know what I've agreed to over the years by just nodding along when I couldn't hear someone.
...some days I feel like the sock that didn't make it from the washer to the dryer..
I've never understood why drug dealers drive loud attention getting cars and trucks.... Honestly if I was a dealer I'd drive a prius with a rainbow on the back!!!
I took the advice of texting a random # with "I hid the body, we're good" when I was bored but what do you do when you get a reply that says, "Which one??"
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a saber tooth tiger to open it..
I want to walk up to some random person, hand them a suitcase, whisper "You know what to do" and walk away
Love it when I'm in Wal-Mart and I run into someone I know and they say "HEY! What are you doing here?" I just want to say, "oh you know, hunting elephants.."
Happy St. Patty's Day!! May the Luck of the Irish be with you today & all the year thru!!!
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