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Six bucks and my right nuts says we're not landing in Chicago.

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Need pimped out and four big pimp gifts to level up.. :)

New songs added to my videos!! Check em out! :P

All you guys out there that think you are suave; and feel the need to wear a cologne containing Pheromones. Stop bitching about the "not so attractive" women (and men) that chase after you like a dog in heat. You brought it on yourself. Get a Bulldog.

I suffer from schizophrenia. (I really don't.) Do. (Don't.) Do. (Don't!) Do! (Shut up!) NO, YOU SHUT UP! (Poo Poo head) THATS IT! (what?) I hate you. (i know)!!

When I was born, God gave me two choices; I could either have a great memory or be great in bed. SHIT!! Now I forgot what I was going to tell you. :/

calm down and go to your happy place...HEY STOP THAT!!! i said GO to your happy place not TOUCH it!!!

A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

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Picture ratings are needed to level up. :)

I don't think I could ever stab someone.. I cant even get the straw in a Capri Sun.. Damn you small straws!!!

Wine only makes you do things you've already wanted to do!!

Nothing ruins your Friday morning like realizing its not Friday..

MULLIGAN STAT!

The one true mystery in life is "human behavior".. no matter how much you think you know someone; you will never truly understand why they do the things they do.

When I was a kid I used to love the sounds Rice Krispies made. now when I wake up my body makes those same sounds. Damn you Rice Krispies! Damn you !

New videos posted!!! Last nights open mic at The Pizza Works... Such a great night... Check them out and comment :)