Do you ever just look at somebody any wonder what noises they make in bed?

Adulting is soup and I'm a fork.

"I judge by what shes wearing just how many heads I'm tearing off of assholes coming onto her."

How you doin'?

Happy Friday Friends

Who ever said I was an adult, lied

How long will I be back this time?

you can count on me to disappear

I'm probably not the girl you would want to bring home to mom

Brb going to enjoy a shower beer

Hi my name is Ashley and I've developed a plant obsession

Happy Thursday everyone! My computer was getting worked on but I'm glad to be back

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

im starving, brb going to go enjoy some food

bling for bling?

who has LE bling i can polish??

alright, i need 400 million points to level. help me out!

who wants there 11's reset?