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I've learned that it's not what I have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. So, between God, my children, and the man I love, my life is complete
Levels of insanity. 1. talks to self 2. has argument with self 3. loses argument with self 4. is no longer talking to self
If reincarnatio
When some one throws skittles at u and yells "taste the rainbow," throw a box of trash bags at them and yell "get glad."
Fortune Cookie: "You will get everything your heart desires." Dear Cookie: What drugs are you on, we should share.
The halo was repossessed,
I've tried, but I just can't get you off of my mind...I miss you so much and think about you all the time...Oh Weekend I cant wait to see you again :)
Expect the unexpected, because god might surprise you with something that you've always wanted, even if you didn't expect it to come around so soon.
okay, so rate me. blue: pretty, red: ugly, pink: beautiful, yellow: drop dead gorgeous, orange: don't wanna admit anything, black: i just straight up love you!
I'm proud to say I'm me and that will never change so for the ones who say I'm too fat or not pretty enough screw you I have real friends to replace you.
Dating service: your application has been rejected due to answer #6-what do u want in a man? A bullet is not an acceptable answer.
Okay, it all makes sense now. MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnecologis
The Wizard of Oz summed up real men quite well. The scarecrow had no brains, tin man had no heart, lion was a coward, and the wizard was a liar!
Go ahead and talk about me behind my back. That just means that I'm one step ahead of you. ;) and it puts you in a good position to kiss my ass!
In so much pain today that I cannot come up with any words or a smile that will convince you that I'm ok, so keeping a low profile. :(
I can go from "GOOD MOOD" to "PISSY MOOD" in under 5 seconds. Watch what you say and do today. I may just become your worst nightmare!
No, I haven't met Mr. Right yet...but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Psycho, and Mr.Cocky!
If Me and You had a weekend together where would we go and what would be our plans once we got there?
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