Sorry folks, America is closed

If today is your birthday, have a happy birthday

When someone hands me a flyer it's like they're saying 'Here, YOU throw this away'

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit

who wants melted ice cream?

You can't run through a campground, you can only ran... because it's past tents

Magga cammara

Happy New Year

On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642

You'll shoot your eye out

Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down... how they survive so misguided is a mystery...

trail mix is m&ms with obstacles

323 tries, and 2 fuOnesies... are those good odds?

Don't eat yellow snow

what was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

According to the song, Rudolph’s nose is shiny, which means it reflects rather than emits light. Which is useless for navigating through fog.

mindless clicking... click... click... click... and shiny blinking pixels... like monkeys they are. push the button get a banana

escalators cannot break, they can only become stairs.

anyone have a squirt squirt bling? there's an achievement for polishing them

I think bigfoot IS blurry. That's the problem