When the glass is half full, sometimes it’s just good to add Vodka and stir.

Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

Sooo...I've learned that May is National Masturbation Month. Do with that what you will.

Change will come when the pain of remaining the same is greater than the change

♥♥Happy Valentines Day ♥♥

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you.

Thank you for all the help!

TVM!!......only need 1 pimpout now

Need 2 pimpouts to level please

it's amazing how something so simple as a lil text, call, or comment can make you smile the entire day! It's a great feeling to know someone is thinking of you

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you.

IF I LET YOU GRAB one part of my body, what part would it be? If your not a big baby, set this as your status. Lets see what gets grabbed?