I'm back!!!!

fuEngaged to: Devil Dog

Well hell... said I would never do it again. Wouldn't do it unless my life depended on it. Wouldn't do it to please (shut their fu.....mouths) my family. Wouldn't do it again, not even for love and especially not for money (that has never been a determining factor...and it shows). BUT I'm doing it for FUBAR. IM FU-ENGAGED TO DEVIL DOG! Mankiller Devil Dog = Watch out Central California (not a threat to anyone, just a hypothetical Fu-instance)

I HAVE been sort of on the busy end this past year. Highlights: dam tree fell through garage. Bright side my employers built me an APPARTMENT. So I have also been moving out of the tin can (trailer) before the 4 trees I have strapped back fall on it. Climbed and topped my first tree. Purchased a new air compressor, two tractors and best of all a deal on a new craftsman tool box. I have been pretty healthy. Sometimes not even enough sleep and little too much whiskey, but what the he'll. I almost forgot they also added to my chainsaw collection. So i have been blessed with a great job and better better people to work for and for all my Fubar peeps. Happy Holidays to all.

SIN you SINNERS! iM SURE SOMEONE WILL CAUSE MY HALO TO CATCH ON FIRE TODAY.

Women are like guns. They can be sleek and shine or short and plain, but all have fire power. But sometimes everyone feels the need to shoot one.

I would like to thank tasteitall69 and the others that have bestowed the gift of Fu-Bling upon me. Made my day. (Boy that was a fucken long winded way to say thanks for the bling). Lol

Who would have thought of saying "thank you for getting me shi*faced" would be a perfectly accepted term and that you would be saying it.

Thank you to all of you for all the fu..... Hope your holidays were furific and I wish you all a wonderful year filled with many likes and bling.

Dadma says "mornin bear hugs.ox."

Are ya gonna bark all night little doggy, or are ya gonna bite?

ouch is still not a safe word but either is Oh My God!

ouch is not a safe word!

Just waiting for another Ana's love swing.

Are ya gonna bark all night little doggy, or are ya gonna bite?

GIDDY UP !!!

I hug the people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in the back yard. Had to do something, its getting full.

Give me your big, hot load....from the dryer. I'll fold it for you!

"Give it to me" I said. " I'm sooo fu..... Wet, I'm begging, please give it to me" . All he said as he walked away was "nope, you'll never have my umbrella ".

OMG! Thanks to all my Fu friends for the level up