When 3 people have sex its called a 3-some, and when 2 people have sex its called a 2-some. Now I understand why they call you HANDsome:)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Remember the 3 F's if your not Fucking me, Feeding me, or Financing me I could care less about your personal opinion!

I am who I am and if you don't like me and think I'm a bitch, that's fine because there are plenty of people who love this bitch!

Dear Santa, I know I am on the NAUGHTY list! So all I want 4 Christmas is someone who is also on the NAUGHTY list!

B.I.T.C.H-Beautiful Individual That Chokes Hoes

I can be the girl next door or the BITCH down the street.

If u want it, u can get it. If u get it, don't regret it. If u luv it, don't abuse it. If you find it, don't lose it.

Attention: If u plan 2 ride my ass, please pull my hair, slap my ass, and tell me i'm the best, and make me scream ur name. If not, BACK THE FUCK OFF!

Good girls get presents at Christmas. Bad girls get presents all year long.

BEEN UP ALL NIGHT N BORED OUT OF MY MIND

2day is the day i'm 2 more idiots away from 25 to life!

KARMA is a beautiful thing. When u watch it roll out n front of u and bash the dirty bitch that deserves it. It's just plain beautiful.

If u don't sign my paycheck, pay my bills, or sleep in my bed ur opinion means absolutely nothing.

The Karma of fucking over a good girl, is the bitch u end up with. Have fun with that 1!!!

ur supposed to cry over cuts an stitches NOT sluts an bitches!!

You wanted my ass, you had my ass, you let my ass walk away. The only ass remaining is your dumb ass.