Life is a funny place. And fate is a funny thing.

Why do they call it a restroom?

I once was lost...But now I am still lost. Welcome back FUBAR.

Hey....I'm jdvision. Message me.

If I had a million dollars.

but something touched me deep inside.....That day. The music died.

How can I be lost? If I have nowhere to go?

But I would never let your head hit the bed..Without my hand behind it.

When your walls come tumbling down..I will always be around.

And sometimes I wonder...whether it is all really worth it.

Life is a funneh place. Fate izza funneh thing. One day...we'll all understand.

What's on your mind? dOES ANYONENEED ANY BLING?

Do you know what a pussy hair sounds like just before it hits the ground??

It just occurred to me. What the fuck does it all mean Basil? Live to die? Or die to live.

I forgot how this shit works.

If I was given a second chance...I mighta sold my soul to the devil.

Ingnorance is bliss...buut..I'd never let your head..hiit the bed..without my hand behind it.

Could you please unblock me? Because I believe that is really, really, really fukin stupid.

I just realized that my girlfriend blocked me from her fubar page...And then it dawned on me. Sumpin ain't roight.

Uh how the hell can fluffy rate my profile?