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B( . )( . )BIES,BEER,and ,BARBECUE.go great with EVERYTHING:P
Nov 6, 2009comment
i would love to sniff the seat of your exercise bike:P
Nov 6, 2009comment
brb.am outside mowing the grass,not smokin it:P
Nov 1, 2009comment
i don't like drugs,but THE DRUGS LIKE ME.:P
Oct 16, 2009comment
B( . )( . )BIES,BEER,and ,BARBECUE.go great with EVERYTHING:P
Oct 16, 2009comment
i'd love to sniff the seat of your exercise bike:P
Oct 11, 2009comment
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me,then a frontal lobotomy
Oct 2, 2009comment
coffee is my lil energizer bunny in a cup(_)o
Sep 30, 2009comment
brb.B-dbl"E"-dbl"R"-U-N.....BEER RUN:p
Sep 22, 2009comment
B( . )( . )BIES,beer,and bbq.yummms:P
Sep 21, 2009comment
no, i did not just sniff the seat of your exercise bike.ok,maybe i did.twice.lol
Sep 13, 2009comment
runnin around robbin banks all whacked on my scooby snacks:P
Aug 27, 2009comment
i don't like the drugs,but the DRUGS LIKE ME:P
Aug 16, 2009comment
3 greatest things about summer.the beer,the bbq,and the B( . )( . )BIES:P
Aug 16, 2009comment
yay for coffee,my lil energizer bunny in a cup(_)o
Aug 10, 2009comment
you have just been subliminally licked:P
Aug 8, 2009comment
yay for coffee (_)o my lil energizer bunny in a cup
Aug 7, 2009comment
i'm sniffin the seat of your exercise bike:P
Aug 5, 2009comment
todays my birthday.wootwoot
Jul 31, 2009comment
i'm sniffing the seat of your exercise bike
Jul 21, 2009comment
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