Your body's lightin' up the room I want a naughty girl like you Let's throw a party just for two You know those normal girls won't do

Winning improves your sex life and the taste of beer!

You showed me nothing but hate you ran me into the ground but what comes around goes around I don't need you (don't hurt me) you (don't hurt me no more)

I don’t like my women single, I like my chicks in two's

Nice job by the Patriots and Tom Brady espically throwing for 369 yards while it was snowing and windy in Chicago yesterday

Lets go Patriots keep it up on defense and offensive and beat the Jets

You show me nothing but hate You ran me into the ground But what comes around goes around

I'm back its been a wicked long time since I've been on here

You look good, baby must taste heavenly I’m pretty sure that you got your own recipe So pick it up, pick it up, yeah I like you

Thanks Smurfette your the best!!!

Can I get a few drinks here?

Nick-nac-paddywac, Oh where my kitty cat give a dog a bone, How many licks does it takes till i get to the center

I'm back! Anyone miss me lol and how about someone buy me I'm cheap!

Not really around here often I hope everyone is well

Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f**k one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Its snowing

U aint got to stress cuz I got what u need I could ease ur pain and fulfill all ur dreams

Its snowing!

Im dry not cool

The Pats just beat the Bills for the 13 time in the row hahah sucks to be the Bills