listening to music and just thinking about life.... Really need to find my happy place right now because some things are eating me alive inside... sorry still recovering from foot surgery and yet unfortunately it's not healing as good as I really want it to... yeah this sucks had an emergency surgery done last night and yet it's time for this guy to start recovery how old were you when you knew that lmao really meant lick me all over instead of laugh my ass off lol The first rule of cuddle club is; oh wait there is ONLY one rule to cuddle club; if the cuddles dont lead to sex then you're out of cuddle club I am like an entra onion ring on the bottom of the bag; you didn't want me but you found me lol I am like an entra onion ring on the bottom of the bag; you didn't want me but you found me lol Fucking asshole boss just told me to.fucking grow up. Them he says what you dont have nothing to say; speechless?
I go no... its hard to fucking talk with 45 gummy bears in my fucking mouth you prick... jesus some of y'all wouldn't know what to do with someone who is confident as fuck and takes no shit from anyone; just saying just having a bad day; can't wait til it's done I didn't write this but I sure as shit wish I had!!!
Hello people wake up!😳😷 Wear your mask! I swear, it's magical! “Let's go out to eat, 2020 style...
1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi).
2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask.
*MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!*
3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today.
4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting.
5. Sit down.
*SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!*
6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle.
7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed.
8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure i I bet if I was selective and either a douchebag, abuser, and or a complete asshole; things would be going my way because it seems what is in these day... just saying Time to make some major changes in my life because it's needed; out with the old and in with the new Sorry that I haven't been on much but my mom passed away last Wednesday and needed some time to just cope... again I am sorry It's kind of ironic that I've always thought that some of y'all's our there deserved to be wearing a human muzzle and yet in the year 2020 it has come true... I thought that the dog days were coming but apparently they are already here... Your fucking welcome Great question; has anyone thought about the homeless or even the street people if they need anything during this time of crisis? I bet y'all haven't BREAKING NEWS: This whole "toilet paper crisis of 2020" has just confirmed that we have more assholes that we may have thought and it's turning into a shitty situation after all. thinking about some change: hmm |