You know your good when you don't need water to get your girlfriend wet!!

had a fun day at the park hiking with my boys and my puppy.You would think after over 6 miles the kids would be so pooped....hell no i'm not that lucky lol

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huge fan of insomnia lmaoh

oh fuck me i'm so sleepy and i'm no closer to the sandman...stupid bastard!!!

if you can't like yourself then how can you fairly expect anyone else to like you!!!

why is it when i choke people because they are stupid the police wont accept a self defense claim.isn't it contagious??

Oh holy shit batman my give a damn is busted..oh wait never mind I just don't have 1

I think instead of death row we should put killers in a room with self centered obnoxious people and force them 2 share a hollow and asinine conversation muahahahaha

Dating is a punishment only trumped by marriage!!!

I think I will take a hike...literally not metaphorically!!

sticks and stones may break my bones,but whips and chains excite me.So tie me up hold me down and baby come and bite me!!

I am a fluffy girl..and I like it lol!!

I wake up every morning and tell myself "I will not bitch slap a moron 2day"...but i'm not good at following instructions!!!

i'm taking off my horns and going to sleep!

How to win an argument..."BUT I HAVE THE BOOBS"

Dating can be such a fu**ing joke!!

so far on this site I have gotten drunk and been bought...there is a lesson for me here.lmao

I don't wanna be awake,I think I will crawl back in my bed and pretend things don't suck!!