So... I had to fix a massive water main break at work today. As I'm swimming under a house, attempting to get to the water shut off, my German Shepard friend runs over to help (he belongs to one of the residents. He brought his big ball with him under the house. Dropped it. Splashed water on the only dry part of my body. My face. So then Teddy started playing and splashing in the gushing water. I love that dog. Such a helpful guy. Lol.

At work today, I had my Pandora going. My screen wasn't locked and I inadvertently "thumbs down" Fade To Black by Metallica. A pop-up came on my screen that said, "seriously?" Pandora knows me all too well.

Four day work week coming up!! WooHoo!!!

30 minutes left on the likenado, 2 1/2 hours left on the rock star. Cum get your points. Going for 1000 likes... Need it to level!!!

Lovin me some summertime!!!! ♥

I went on a little vacation a few weeks ago and absolutely fell in love with that place. Ever since I got back home, I have been doing some job and house hunting there. I was offered a decent job with adequate pay. Upon mentioning my upcoming move to my boss, she tripled my current income with hopes I'll stay. Excellent pay, in a place that I can't stand. Or adequate pay in a place I love. Dilemma...

Every morning, I see a lady swinging on a swing at the playground at my work, regardless of the weather (even in the winter). I stopped and was talking to her for a little bit. I found out that she works 3rd shift, at a job she despises, with awful, mean and hateful coworkers and bosses. She stops every morning to swing because it washes away all of the stresses of her day. And it allows her to go home to her kids without that 'work attitude'. "Play, swing, stay young and be happy." ~ Very important words to live by! ❤️

Two weeks ago, beers on the beach in a thunderstorm. This week, beer and algebra homework. Pretty sure that's a pretty sucky Saturday night, but at least I have my beer!! ❤️

My brother saw my car at the grocery store. He ran over to rite aid, bought red lipstick, and melted it with his lighter. Then took that blood-looking substance and wrote "Tag! You're it!" on my car. My mom has my car...

Beach, beer and thunderstorms... Can't get any better than this ❤️

So so so very close to my 4 day weekend. Mini vacation, much needed. AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait.

I tired to take over the world today. But I got distracted by something sparkly...

Today marks three months since I quit smoking! WooHoo! Go me!!!

I want a "day" too!!! Mothers, fathers, grandparents, etc.... they all get a "day". How bout a "you're smart enough to be on birth control to protect your freedom, wallet and sanity" day?? I want flowers too, dammit!!!

Happiness is - the source of my daily headaches (my boss) is gone for the week!!! Yyaaaaayyyyy!!!!

That earthquake may have only been a 4.0, but it was enough to make my boobs jiggle. Just sayin...

My boss's boss's boss's boss came into the garage at work. I was up on the rafters looking for something (and dancing). Guy asks what I'm doing up there. I reply with lyrics... Oh what a feeling, I'm dancing on the ceiling. He's slightly concerned for my sanity. Yep.

CHEGH-chew jaj-VAM jaj-KAK!

I had a dream that I was riding on the back of a brontosaurus and he was attacked by a velociraptor. My brontosaurus buddy stepped on and squished the vicious raptor. And then me and my brontosaurus were captured by storm troopers. Darth Vader (accompanied by the Imperial March) was coming aggressively towards us. And then he was attacked by a flock of Pomeranians dressed like ewoks. Then, I woke up. I have some serious issues...

While browsing the App Store, I noticed that there re, truly is an app for everything. I found an app for kegel exercises. Seriously?!? Are there really women who need an app to tell them how to squeeze their vagina muscles together?!?