Off to Six Flags to Cool DOWN!

Going to see Desolation of Smaug! Totes McGoats!

Show me some love on my Birthday! Happy Thanksgiving.

Off to pre Birthday Blow out with Super Bob at Hard Times Cafe!

I need a new owner!

Where have all the good guys gone? Maryland sux!

I know a Cat Fish when I see one

U amuse me

I grew up on a farm so yes I can hog tie your ass so Simmer Down!

It puts the lotion on the skin!

Off to work! Passing out liquid restraints like its candy!

I work in Health Care. I see dicks all day so no your dickpix dn't move me! Bend over & cough ;)

Just nod if you can hear me

Now off to work

Out to Lunch

I grow bored easily so if you cant hold a conversation use your mouth to do what you were put on earth to do & remember to say "Yes Mam"

Single again & Happy!

So Bored... yawn

I'm sooo sorry Officer! Whatever punishment u give me I accept works every time! LOL Never had a speeding ticket! ;)

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