What does a G-spot, a woman's Birthday and a urinal have in common? Men seem to miss all three! HA! HA! HA! =D

It is scientifically proven that a woman can be satisfied with only 8.5 cm. - and it doesn't matter if the card is Visa, Master Card, American Express, even Discover would work! LMAO!! =D

A girl without curves is like a road without corners. You get where you're going quickly - but it's boring as hell!! Ha Ha Ha!

You don't have bigger balls than me...Mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chafing!! =D

A chicken & an egg are lying in bed. The chicken happily smokes while the egg looks a bit pissed off. The egg mutters "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!" =D

Smile! Its the safest way to spread your cheeks. =)

I think that, somewhere private , a bottle of baby oil , some Tequila & a game or more of Twister could prove to be quite the boredom breaker! ;-)

I wanna do it with you. I wanna make you hot & sweaty. I wanna hear your heart beat. I wanna hear us breathing heavily. Let's do it. Let's go jogging! What did ya think I was gonna say? =)

Life's lesson of the day: life has more ups and downs than a hooker's panties. Keep yours clean, and change them often... Thank you and have a nice day! =)

Here's a little food for thought: May 1st, 1945: German's announce the death of Hitler. May 1st, 2011: American's announce the death of Osama Bin Laden! What a crazy coincidence!!!

Congrats U.S. Military. Nice aim!

I'm sorry, but due to the cost of energy the light at the end of the tunnel has now been shut off. In it's place you'll find a hyper kid with a glow stick. =D

Seriously guys...if you want us to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you guys need to learn to save a tree and eat a beaver!! LMAO =)

I'm thinking of adding a laugh to the afternoon by going to the store to buy cucumbers and KY Jelly and DARING the cashier to even smirk! fun fun fun!! =D

says a good old lick to make it wet, it dribbles down my chin & when I think the time is right I stuff the f*cker in. Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours? I love Easter! lol

I spread you before eating you...my tongue gets you off and sometimes I lick your nuts...MMMM I love peanut butter! LMAO!! =D

To the fool who decided a 1 inch Snickers bar should be called 'fun size' --SERIOUSLY when was the last time anything an inch long was fun!?!