Need 10 ability points wasted on me... if you want to. Thank you!

now i just need them to approve my salute

1 more drink needed from a newbie... grrr this is frustrating, how many do i have to send out

I need 2 newbies to send me drinks now. Thank you!

I need 3 newbies to buy me a drink if possible. Thank you!

Downtime's important. If I had to deal with all the fucking mouthbreathers non-stop without a break, I'd put my head in the deep-fryer.... Ball's Too!

Still hot... The ice is melting so fast my balls don't have time to shrink!!!

It's so hot I am going sit at work naked with my balls in a bowl of ice!!!