THE DRINKER'S PRAYER-Now I sit me down to drink, into the bottle i shall sink, plz let me stay awake, for someone might find the bottle and decide to take. Amen

says a good old lick to make it wet, it dribbles down my chin & when I think the time is right I stuff the f*cker in. Damn Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours?

so my bed called me and told me that my pillow was fighting with my blanket again. Guess I should go and separate the two.

The problem of alcohol isn't the drinking... It's the waking up the day after.

OMG!!! I didn't realize that so many people could be hit by the same "stupid stick" in one day! Maybe someday there'll be a cure for that too!

says a friend will buy you drinks till you fall down.. a good friend will help you up... but a true friend is on the floor drunk with you :-)

What's on your mind?They say if you start drinking alone it's one step closer to being an alcoholic... so I logged onto FUBAR to drink with friends ;)

If Red Bull Gives you wings, Crown Royal gives you balls...

Has decided that my favorite Beer is an open One, My Least Favorite is an empty one and the only problem i have with drinking is i can only hold 2 at a time

Bored!!!!!!