i can't stop drinking about you

.. and then the world stopped spinning

Things that you need adequate preparation for: 1. Zombie apocalypse. 2. Alien invasion. 3. Anal sex.

new year, new start

All those fairy tales are full of shit...One more fucking love song, I'll be sick. ;)

living in the pool

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” - twai

Love all. Trust a few. Do wrong to none. - Shakespeare

I live for the nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." -Ingrid Bergman

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -Mae West

A little bit of naughty is a little bit nice She's a whole lot of glam, sweat, sugar, sex, spice..

the snozberries taste like snozberries

not the girl your mom warned you about. your mom didnt have this much imagination!

To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone

cause i may be bad but i'm perfectly good at it

you remind me of the babe..

Sing me something soft, Sad and delicate, Or loud and out of key, Sing me anything.

been a rough couple months

i have pneumonia, running a 104 temp and my ribs feel broken from coughing. merry xmas....