A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

You Look Like I Could Use A Drink

All generalizations are false, including this one

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

IF ONLY CLOSED MINDS CAME WITH CLOSED MOUTHS!!!!

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A closed mouth gathers no foot. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A closed mouth gathers no foot

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

With sufficient thrust, Crocodiles fly just fine =D

"Tie Me Crocodile Down Sport"

Same Same :)

I'd Agree With You, But We Would Both Be Wrong!!!