Got sick of going to weddings and having old ladies say to me "You're next" so I've started saying the same to them @ funerals.

So....Michael Jackson Wii game...I dread to think what you have to do for the Macaulay Culkin level.

I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him." They might as well just say, "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."

Epileptic Santa. "He seizures when you're sleeping."

An old lady asked me today to help check her balance @ a cashpoint machine so I pushed her over,her balance was shit.

A woman just gave me a massive telling off for throwing a snowball at her son. To top it off, I've been banned from the maternity ward.

Love the irony.Pro life supporters throwing eggs @ an abortion clinic.

Got sick of going to weddings and having old ladies saying to me "You're next" so I've started saying the same to them @ funerals.

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