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You unsipp, I smile eagerly, you pole out the pole, I begin 2 sweat nervously az I realize how big it is, I bite my lip, you hold it firmly,I do so. You pull out a rain coat, I begin 2 wish you had set this tent up earlyer
Sep 23, 2012comment
You pull it out & fondle it........... you shake it @ me teasingly............ I look @ it longingly & the desire to suck on it iz clearly stamped on my face...... I drop 2 my knees.... U step forward & let me take it............ I slip it in my mouth & su
Sep 17, 2012comment
U whip it out, U stroke it gently, U smile proudly, I frown disgusted... this is the first time U show me your... ps2 control that is hooked to a ps3
Feb 11, 2011comment
You turn me on, You push my buttons, You fill my every oraphis, Stroke after stroke you go at me, Untill we finish & you shut me down, Man I love been your laptop. :D
Dec 9, 2010comment
It was my first time, We were all alone, I knew just what she wanted me to do, so I placed my hands on her breasts, but then she spread her legs apart, & when i did it i felt no shame, & then the white stuf came, & that was my first time milking a cow.
Dec 6, 2010comment
I tug it gently with my hand, I pull a bit & spit on it, I tug some more, & again I pull, now I am sweatin & breathing heavy, I cry out for gods help, 1 more tug & then I feel the release.......... who knew gettin the sink plug out could be so much fun?
Dec 4, 2010comment
sex is like a bridge game, if you don't have a good partner, you better hope you have a good hand. :P
Nov 30, 2010comment
sex is like eating an apple, the first bite is crisp & juicy, but by the end your just spitting out seeds & grumbling about the damn tiny worm.
Nov 26, 2010comment
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