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You give me fever.
May 25, 2012comment
It's my BIRTHDAY!
Feb 18, 2012comment
Day three of snowocalypse! Someone bring me groceries!
Jan 19, 2012comment
Why can't women read maps? Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. ;)
Jan 6, 2012comment
Enjoying the new year! Hope everyone else is as well!
Jan 2, 2012comment
Merry Christmas everyone!
Dec 25, 2011comment
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. So if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Dec 13, 2011comment
Delicious. ;)
Nov 30, 2011comment
I could really use a couple pimp outs for a level. Anyone willing to help a girl out?
Nov 26, 2011comment
What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Oct 25, 2011comment
Today is a motha fuckin good day!
Jun 29, 2011comment
You can stay, but your pants have to go.
Jun 19, 2011comment
Fuck me if i'm wrong, but i think you want to kiss me.
Jun 15, 2011comment
Murdering your wife isn’t a crime of passion. Premature ejaculation - that's a crime of passion
Mar 23, 2011comment
What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? About three inches.
Nov 30, 2010comment
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Nov 27, 2010comment
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Nov 12, 2010comment
Today proved to be much better!
Nov 8, 2010comment
What an awful day. Tomorrow brings relief.
Nov 7, 2010comment
I'm your boogieMan...all night long.
Nov 3, 2010comment
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