Just watched new Star Wars movie. It's worth the price of admission.

I challenge you to unsee the things I've seen on fubar ߘ°ߖհߏ

I'm in Texas and I know there's place up north that have snow and freezing temperatures, but let's all be honest here. Cold weather only helps with meaningless orgasms and reason to put marshmallows in hot chocolate.

I feel like I have amnesia but it feels like a Deja vous moment.

Have you ever looked at a person's profile pic and swore that person was a drag queen. Or should be?

I need a drinking buddy that can hang

I know it's Monday, but I want a redo.

Its raining here in Dallas, someone didn't get the memo about the costume party tonight being rain or shine.

So this woman request to FaceTime me which is fine, but don't accept if you're doing your business in bathroom.

Taco Tuesday! There's nothing better than eating fresh tacos ߘ

It was a challenge motivating myself to get out of my bed this morning. Thank goodness for debt and poverty .

Today is a great day for homemade chicken n dumplings, redbox and lounging on couch.

I got my Halloween costume this afternoon and it's a size to small. This is gonna be very interesting!

Man, it's raining and I just washed my car yesterday. I need a hug or a blowjob :P

All photos of you are from when you were younger. ߘ

Ugh, it's a chicken noodle soup day ... Need a pillow or good orgasm.

It's a nice evening for a drive, my body will hate me in the morning but it's a cool looking moon and the music is good tonight.

There's a certain heartbreak that goes along with being a Cubs fan.

Taco Tuesday. There's nothing better than eating a really good soft taco mmmmm ߘ

How is it last week was great and then the weekend went flat with the Cubs losing both games and the Bears losing in OT.