fuk fluffy.....just sayin

k soo bored

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.....

I may not be the only egomaniac around here, but I’m the only one that matters.

This is like 7 dog status updates.

These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.

Don’t break anyone’s heart; they only have one. Break their bones. They have over 200 of them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet

someone buy me...lol

Z is the last letter in the alphabet because it overslept

"when life gives u lemons...find someone who has some vodka..."

shit happens when u party nekkid

to love what is real, to give what is true heart, and to truly believe in what matters. anything else means nothing.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF.

"some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can't keep from smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

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Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.

˙ɹ˙ǝ˙ǝ˙q sɹǝʇʇǝl ǝɥʇ ʎq noʎ oʇ ʇɥƃnoɹq˙˙uoısıʌʞunɹp oʇ ǝɯoɔlǝʍ

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"I am lost, i have gone to find myself. If i should return before i get back, please tell me to wait."