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Get Naked And Go Make Me Pancakes's Status
I don't care what you're doing. I'm just here to look at your NSFW pics.
Sep 16, 2010comment
You people are nerds.
Sep 4, 2010comment
OMGZ!!!111!!! i haz a BoomEranz!1!! quick everyone, tweet about how sexy my pics are so i can get my LvL 11 sword of panty dropping!1!!1! I'll sell you my kid, hes my world, for a Blingz Pak! Yes, I'm making fun of you fucking nerds.
Sep 3, 2010comment
OMGZ!!!111!!! i haz a BoomEranz!1!! quick everyone, tweet about how sexy my pics are so i can get my LvL 11 sword of panty dropping!1!!1! I'll sell you my kid, hes my world, for a Blingz Pak!
Sep 2, 2010comment
Obtaining points to whore yourself out for more points is beyond me. I don't get this site - it's like a Fat Person's Facebook with an inflated self esteem issue.
Sep 2, 2010comment
I see.....FAT people.....
Sep 1, 2010comment
Stop being such a Hippopotamus.
Aug 30, 2010comment
Jesus Christ...why is everyone fucking fat?! I live the life of a cattle rancher the second I walk out of my house.
Aug 29, 2010comment
Apparently you have to be hot and a total slut in order to get Bling or a Boomerang. So, uh...where's mine?
Aug 21, 2010comment
Apparently you have to be a slut and be hot to have a boomerang. So, uh...where's mine?
Aug 21, 2010comment
Willing to lie about how we met...
Aug 21, 2010comment
Gone to Europe until the 20th...
Aug 11, 2010comment
Willing to lie about how we met....
Aug 10, 2010comment
FUBAR - the land of 50 footers...
Aug 10, 2010comment
Goddammit...I suck at finding out who your admirer is...FUCK!
Aug 10, 2010comment
Willing to lie about how we met....
Aug 9, 2010comment
Not sure how I feel about guys rating me an 11.....
Aug 9, 2010comment
I'd bang the bottom off of that...
Aug 8, 2010comment
Willing to lie about how we met.....
Aug 6, 2010comment
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