what would you do for a klondike bar?

Toastie!!!! :p Yeah Baby!!!! ^_^

thinks that it's been a business doing pleasure with you. :@

never under estimates the drawing power of the garden state...

The Hebrew Hammer!!!! Your Alive!!!

Never getz paid in gum!? :P

I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!

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is just a little lacking in flavor. Can someone spice me up?!

Good friends are like a fine wine, they only get better with time...:p

thinks there is nothing wrong with being taken full advantage of while he's buzzed!...no really...

thinks that beer doesn't make me post better Fubar Status updates, it just makes me not care what you think of them. I Keel U!

Knock, Knock...Who's There?...Me, I KEEL YOU!

I Keel You!!!

hey moose, rocko, help the judge find his checkbook...Hey Everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

admits to being somewhat bored; but, is willing to create a new adventure today (turn to page 96)