Need status comments from new green people please

Anyone want a shitface ?

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.. It's called Trydixagain.

sum quod eris quod es ante fui

I need some green profile comments please new peeps :)

Some things never change

I got a Rolex for Christmas from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch. :)

Happy new year to all

Merry Christmas :)

New Ink session tomoz yay :)

Some people are like clouds, once they f*ck off, its a great day

Around

My dog ate a condom last night......Try explaining that to the vet as it's hanging halfway out of his arse.

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? ...The swallow

flashy autos need banging please :)

thanks to everyone who helped me lvl you all rawk :)

Got kicked out the pool today, apparently the breaststroke isn't what i thought it was .

You can't force someone to love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best .

Just bought the GF a solar powered vibrator, seeing as the sun shines out of her arse it should save me a fortune on batteries.

off to get new tat started this morning :)