The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

What did the left nut say to the right nut??? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

If you voted for Obama, it's just like saying, "Yes! I am a moron!" :p

Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond **** never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!

Time to go. See you all on the flip side! :D

Happy Early Birthday to a special someone on Monday the 7th!! :D

Cleaning out my friends list... Want to stay, I don't care. I'm keeping who I want. Deal with it.

Back home, sadly...

LOL, I have you blocked, so you get an obese slob of a douchebag to kill my buzz... LMFAO... BOTH of you are douche nozzles. :)

Can Seaside Heights PLEASE get a break here???

WANT AN LE BLING, BUY IT YOUR DAMNED SELF!!! NO MONEY, GET A FUCKING JOB! CAN'T WORK, QUIT FUBAR... The end!

Headed to the pizzeria in a bit. Expect more pictures in a few hours... Ciao!

Landed safely. With family and friends. Won't be on here at all... If you have my Skype, seek that method of contacting me.

19 hours and 17 minutes until my flight. Logging off now. Will check back whenever the alcohol has completely left my system, in about 5 weeks. :D Arriverderci America!

VIVA LA EUROPE! :D 26 hours and counting! :D

ITALY, I'll see you in 5 days! :)

Dear Italy, I'll see you in 6 days! :D

Never on Fu anymore. Packing, so if you need to reach me, seek alternative methods :D

Limited Time has ended. See you next time, when pigs fly! :D

Supporting a fellow DJ. I'm on for a limited time: http://fubar.com/lounge/91005